In a well meaning but ultimately disastrous attempt to shock some life into the stale and rotting corpse of rock & roll, Dr. Vincent Van Gogh-gogadget set out to create the ultimate performer by blending the DNA of Joey Ramone, Sid Vicious, Chuck Berry, Elvis, Hank Williams, The Misfits and that mole on Lemmy's face.
Surprisingly, he was successful in creating the most awesome being the world of Rock music had ever seen. Unfortunately, the baby Frankenrocker was born with the instinctual knowledge that it was far too amazing to exist in todays sterile music scene. Therefore, it immediately disemboweled the good Doctor and strangled itself with his lower intestine.
BUT, just as the incredible being drew its last breath, that baby took a dump.
And they called it Creep List.